Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a plane crash. Who survives?

America....

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Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff....

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Marriage is like a deck of cards

At the start all you need is a heart and a diamond. By the end you just want a club and a spade...

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How much of northern Canada is livable?

Nunavut...

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A girl asked her boyfriend to come over on friday night and have dinner with her parents.

Since this was such a big event, the girl announced to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy was estatic, but he had never had sex before, so he took a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helped the boy for about an hour. He told the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the cash register, the pharmacist asked the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack, 10-pack or a family pack. 'Oh well, I'm really going to put it to this girl,"...

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Want to Know What Facebook Really Thinks of Journalists? Here's What Happened When It Hired Some.

Want to Know What Facebook Really Thinks of Journalists? Here's What Happened When It Hired Some. “It was degrading as a human being. We weren’t treated as individuals. We were treated in this robot way.” May 4, 2016 at 01:43AM via Digg http://ift.tt/1VIvB...

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I went to a new doctor the other day and found the doctor to be a young, drop-dead gorgeous female!

I was embarrassed, but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before, Just tell me what's wrong and I'll help you in any way I can." I said, "I think my penis tastes funny..."...

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