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Thứ Tư, 4 tháng 5, 2016
Marriage is like a deck of cards
At the start all you need is a heart and a diamond.
By the end you just want a club and a spade
A girl asked her boyfriend to come over on friday night and have dinner with her parents.
Since this was such a big event, the girl announced to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy was estatic, but he had never had sex before, so he took a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helped the boy for about an hour. He told the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the cash register, the pharmacist asked the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack, 10-pack or a family pack. 'Oh well, I'm really going to put it to this girl," the boy tells the pharmacist. "I intend to plug every orifice in her body at least twice. The pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests the family pack, saying the boy will be rather busy, being his first time and all.
That night, the boy showed up at the girls parents' house and met his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" she said. The boy happily went inside and was sweetly led to the dinner table where the girl's parents were seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bowed his head. A minute passed; and the boy was still deep in prayer with his head down. Ten long minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend finally leans over and whispered to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious". The boy turned, and whispered back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist".
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“It was degrading as a human being. We weren’t treated as individuals. We were treated in this robot way.”
May 4, 2016 at 01:43AM
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I went to a new doctor the other day and found the doctor to be a young, drop-dead gorgeous female!
I was embarrassed, but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before, Just tell me what's wrong and I'll help you in any way I can." I said, "I think my penis tastes funny..."
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