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Thứ Tư, 4 tháng 5, 2016

A programmer's wife

A programmer's wife says: "go to the store and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen." He returns with 12 loaves of bread.

I told you I was broke…

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

‘Good morning,’ said the young man. ‘If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners . ‘

‘Go away!’ said the old lady. ‘I’m broke and haven’t got any money!’ and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. ‘Don’t be too hasty!’ he said. ‘Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.’ And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. ‘If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.’

The old lady stepped back and said, ‘Well let me get you a fork, ’cause they cut off my electricity this morning.

They say a woman's work is never done

that's probably why they get paid less

What do you call a high person with Downs Syndrome?

A baked potato.

Thứ Ba, 3 tháng 5, 2016

My friend David lost his I.D.

We just call him Dave now.

Who were the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. Went through 87 stories in 10 seconds flat.

My girlfriend said to me...

"If one day, you want to run away, just let me know..."

Turns out she meant together.