Ted Cruz Concedes, Elbows His Wife In The Head

Ted Cruz Concedes, Elbows His Wife In The Head
A rough night for Ted Cruz — after a big defeat in Indiana he dropped out of the Republican primary race — turned into a rougher night for his wife Heidi's head. ​

May 4, 2016 at 09:41PM
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