Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Năm, 5 tháng 5, 2016

Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth...

Its pasteurized before you even see it!...

Ted Cruz Concedes, Elbows His Wife In The Head

Ted Cruz Concedes, Elbows His Wife In The Head A rough night for Ted Cruz — after a big defeat in Indiana he dropped out of the Republican primary race — turned into a rougher night for his wife Heidi's head. ​ May 4, 2016 at 09:41PM via Digg http://ift.tt/1NUcT...

A wife gets naked...

…and asks her husband, 'What turns you on more! my pretty face or my sexy body?' Husband looks her up and down for a moment and replies, 'Your sense of humor.'...

Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo....

My girlfriend started smoking

so I slowed down and applied lubricant...

When I was young, I thought girls didn't poop

Now I realize they're all full of shit...

Thứ Tư, 4 tháng 5, 2016

Wives are like grenades...

Remove the ring and boom, house is gone!...