Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth...

Its pasteurized before you even see it!

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Ted Cruz Concedes, Elbows His Wife In The Head

Ted Cruz Concedes, Elbows His Wife In The Head
A rough night for Ted Cruz — after a big defeat in Indiana he dropped out of the Republican primary race — turned into a rougher night for his wife Heidi's head. ​

May 4, 2016 at 09:41PM
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A wife gets naked...

…and asks her husband, 'What turns you on more! my pretty face or my sexy body?'

Husband looks her up and down for a moment and replies, 'Your sense of humor.'

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Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

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My girlfriend started smoking

so I slowed down and applied lubricant

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When I was young, I thought girls didn't poop

Now I realize they're all full of shit

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Wives are like grenades...

Remove the ring and boom, house is gone!

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