Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Sáu, 6 tháng 5, 2016

Why doesn't George R. R. Martin use Twitter?

He killed all 140 characters....

It's going to be a busy couple of months for Caitlyn Jenner

Mothers' Day and then Fathers' Day...

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you....

Some bloke just told me he was gonna smack me with the neck of his guitar....

I said, is that a fret?...

Canon to release new camera, the Canon 80D.

Sadly it can't focus....

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him....

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you’re the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?" She looks into his...

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo...