What did one suicide bomber say to the other?

"Dude, I don't think it worked."

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Subscribing To Apple Music Apparently Deletes All Of Your Local Music Files

Subscribing To Apple Music Apparently Deletes All Of Your Local Music Files
According to one (now former) Apple Music user, iTunes deleted their 122 GB music library, seemingly replacing it with cloud-stored versions.

May 6, 2016 at 12:42AM
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My therapist asked me what I'd feel if I shot someone.

"Recoil", I calmly answered.

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An average person loses virginity at the age of 17

I always knew I was above average

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Just broke my record for distance of ejaculation.

I've cum a long way.

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Jokes about female hygiene are totally inappropriate

Period.

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What does wearing crocs and getting a blowjob from a man have in common?

They both feel good until you look down and realize you're gay.

TAKE THAT CROC LOBBY #againstbigcroc

I understand if I get downvoted.

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