The CIA, FBI, and the KGB are tasked with finding a rabbit in a forest...

The CIA show up after a few days and release a 6000 word article on the fact that rabbits don't exist.

The FBI show up with a dead rabbit and say in a press release "The rabbit had it coming."

The KGB show up with a bruised and beaten bear. The bear is forced to make a statement "I am a rabbit, my father was a rabbit, and my mother is a rabbit. My whole family are rabbits!" the bear disappears shortly after...

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Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

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I told god a Holocaust joke. He didn't laugh.

after a moment of awkward silence, I said: "Well I guess you should have been there".

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And the Lord said unto John, '....

come forth and ye shall receive eternal life.' But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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If someone calls you a racist

Tell them your best friend was black until your dad sold him

Edit: thanks for what's hot

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How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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It's not nice to make fun of the obese...

...They have enough on their plate.

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