They steal all the green cards....
Thứ Bảy, 7 tháng 5, 2016
A farmer buys a rooster
to service his 200 hens. When he gets the rooster into the barnyard, he tells him, "Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Have fun, but take your time."
The farmer points him toward the henhouse and the rooster takes off like a shot.
WHAM! Randy nails every hen in the henhouse, three or four times. Randy runs out and sees a flock of geese down by the lake. WHAM! He nails all the geese. Randy runs to the pigpen, the cow pasture -- soon, he's been on every animal on...
The Fort McMurray Wildfire Continues To Burn — Here's What's Going On
The Fort McMurray Wildfire Continues To Burn — Here's What's Going On
What started as a manageable brush fire outside of the city of Fort McMurray now threatens the center of the Canadian oil sands. How did this fire start and what caused it to spread so quickly? Here's what to read to make sense of it all.
May 6, 2016 at 11:05PM
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Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. In the end you wish you had a club and a spade....
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