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Thứ Bảy, 7 tháng 5, 2016

Why can't you play UNO with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

A farmer buys a rooster

to service his 200 hens. When he gets the rooster into the barnyard, he tells him, "Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Have fun, but take your time."

The farmer points him toward the henhouse and the rooster takes off like a shot.

WHAM! Randy nails every hen in the henhouse, three or four times. Randy runs out and sees a flock of geese down by the lake. WHAM! He nails all the geese. Randy runs to the pigpen, the cow pasture -- soon, he's been on every animal on the farm.

The farmer is distraught, worried that his expensive rooster won't even last the day.

Sure enough, the farmer wakes up the next morning to find Randy laid out flat in the middle of the yard, buzzards circling overhead.

The sad farmer shakes his head and says, "Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself."

Randy opens one eye, glares and nods towards the sky..."Quiet you fool....they're getting closer."

I made a song about a tortilla

Actually it's more of a wrap.

I crossed the road, walked into a bar, and changed a lightbulb

Then I realized that my life was a joke...

The Fort McMurray Wildfire Continues To Burn — Here's What's Going On


The Fort McMurray Wildfire Continues To Burn — Here's What's Going On
​What started as a manageable brush fire outside of the city of Fort McMurray now threatens the center of the Canadian oil sands. How did this fire start and what caused it to spread so quickly? Here's what to read to make sense of it all.

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What does my dad do when he's drunk and bored?

Beats me

Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. In the end you wish you had a club and a spade.