... She has become very cranky due to her isolation and has become increasingly aggressive. Her problematic behavior has become a concern of the zookeeper who decides to try to fix it. While trying to come up with a solution he notices the janitor, a very sleazy redneck type and gets an idea. He walks over to him and asks:
"Would you be willing to.. perhaps have sex with a gorilla for 500 dollars?"
The janitor thinks about it for a while and agrees but on 3 conditions.
"First!" He says, "I don't want to have to kiss her. Understood?"
"Yes." Says...
