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Chủ Nhật, 8 tháng 5, 2016

Civil War spoilers

Lee surrenders at Appomatox Courthouse, Abe Lincoln is shot by John Wilkes Booth.

The reason why I only date black girls

is because I don't like meeting dads.

I swallowed some food coloring. My doctor says I'm OK

But I feel like I've dyed a little inside

Who won the first Tour de France?

The 7th German Panzer division

A man comes into his bedroom and sees his wife with his best friend in bed....

The man quickly takes out his gun and shoots his best friend, killing him. The wife shouts - "If you continue with that attitude you are going to end up with no friends!"

What's long, hard, and has cum in it?

Cucumber you nasty bastard

Thứ Bảy, 7 tháng 5, 2016

A joke is like a frog..

When you dissect it, it dies.

Get it? Just like a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you explain it.

Basically, the frog is used as an analogy, to help people understand that jokes shouldn't be explained, because the joke will die, or more specifically, become unfunny. So, just like when a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you dissect, or explain it.