Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Tư, 11 tháng 5, 2016

whats the difference between my driveway and 14 year old daughter?

... I pull out of my driveway...

A boy asks his dad a question

A boy asks his dad "Why do they say gardeners have green thumbs,when their thumbs are not green?" The dad replies,"It's just a saying son,It's like when somebody is caught stealing,they say they have been caught 'red handed',even though their hands is black."...

I asked a pretty homeless woman...

I asked a pretty homeless women if I could take her home, she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box....

I bought my girlfriend an extra large dildo yesterday.

She was deeply touched and says it's really opened her up to new things....

Why shouldn't you trust an atom?

Because they make up everything....

i tried to ignore my girlfriend's bulimia

but she kept bringing it back up...

'Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom.'

The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him. The man asks: 'Is it serious, doctor?' and the doctor replies: 'I'm sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg.'...