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Thứ Năm, 12 tháng 5, 2016

[NSFW] What do the Zika Virus and Catholic Priests have in common?

They're both giving kids a little head all over Latin America.

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station.

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.  After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. 

She says, 'What's the story?' 

He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'

She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'

Google has become 17 years old...

At any time it may start answering "search it yourself" or "who the hell knows".

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his tea before it was cool.

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

Where do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream!

My grandfather developed cancer in his early twenties.

He is considered to be the most evil scientist that ever lived.