I like it more than blue and red combined.
Thứ Năm, 12 tháng 5, 2016
An engineer dies and goes to Hell
Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements. After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators.
The engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it going down there?"
Satan says, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God is horrified. "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gone down there! You know all engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here!"
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff. I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
"Yeah, right," Satan laughs, "and where are you going to get a lawyer?"
(crossposted from /r/funny)
Watch Hyperloop One's First Real-World Test
Watch Hyperloop One's First Real-World Test
Hyperloop One is one of the companies attempting to take the hyperloop from Elon Musk's imagination to real-world application. On Wednesday, the company held the first live test of its version of the ultra-fast transportation system.
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A redneck boy runs into his house..
A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl that I'm gonna marry! And she's a virgin!" Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table. "There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she aint' good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."
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