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Thứ Sáu, 13 tháng 5, 2016

At the end of a Tax Year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books at a synagogue.

While checking the books, he turned to the rabbi and asked, "I notice you buy a lot of candles, what do you do with the candle drippings?"

"Good question," retorted the rabbi, "we save them up and send them to candle makers, every now and then they send us a free box of candles."

The inspector was a bit disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer.

But he continued, in his obnoxious way,"What about all these biscuit purchases? What do you do with the crumbs? "

"Ah! Yes." replied the rabbi realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, every now and then they send us a free box of biscuits."

The auditor thought hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all rabbi. "Well rabbi, what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"

"Here, too, we do not waste", said the rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and once a year they send us a complete dick like you."

Two 9/11 conspiracy theorists are in a plane when it crashes

An instant later they find themselves in the afterlife, being judged by Almighty God Himself.

One falls to his knees, "I deplore you, all-powerful Creator of the universe! Before you judge me, I humbly beg you, reveal who was behind the September 11 attacks!"

God sighs. "Muslim extremists. Al-Qaeda and Osama bin Laden did it."

His friend leans down and whispers, "Damn, dude. This thing goes way higher up than we ever realized."

What has caused Caitlyn Jenner to put on weight?

Trans fats.

What is a huge benefit of dating an Ethiopian girl?

You know they'll swallow

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A king gets murdered in his sleep...

Two of his most loyal servants found the body, with a sword in the king's chest. One the servants turns to the other and says "Wow, he must have had a bad knight."

I Saw Trump's Tax Returns. You Should, Too.


I Saw Trump's Tax Returns. You Should, Too.
As someone who saw Trump’s federal tax returns about a decade ago as part of a legal action in which he sued me for libel, I think there probably are some things to be learned from them.

May 12, 2016 at 09:24PM
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"Turks have 3 problems..."

An Italian man walks into a nightclub wearing a shirt that says "Turks have 3 problems".

A turkish man approaches him and asks: "What the f*** is your shirt suppposed to mean?""

The Italian says: "See, that is your first problem. You turks are way too curious"

The Turkish man walks away and comes back later with a friend and threatens the Italian.

The Italian says: "See, that is your second problem. You turks are way too agressive."

The two men walk away and when at the end of the evening the Italian leaves the nightclub, the Turkish man is waiting outside with 5 friends. They all have their knives out.

The Italian says: "See that is your third problem."

"You brought knives to a gunfight"