FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
Funny Video about animals and all around the world! :)
Funny picture about animals and all around the world :)
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a guy is sitting in a bar and turns to the Asian guy next to him and asks:
"hey do you know, tai quon do, ju jutsu, kung fu or any of that shit?"
offended the Asian man replies: "what you think that just because i'm asian i know martial arts?"
the man replies: "nah its because you're drinking my fucking burbon"
The 7 yr old looks at his brother and says, "I think it's time we start swearing"
The brother nods in agreement.
"When we go downstairs, I'll be the first to swear and then you swear" says the 7 yr old.
The two brothers go downstairs and the mother asks what they want for breakfast.
"I'll have a bowl of cocoa puffs, bitch!"
The mother smacks the kid so hard that he flies out of his chair.
The mother asks the 4 yr old what he wants. Stunned, the 4 yr old says, "I don't know, but it won't be fucking cocoa puffs!"
One day a wizard, feeling sorry for the statues, brought them to life for 30 minutes.
Right away, the two of them ran into some nearby bushes and you could hear all kinds of strange sounds and moans from there.
After a while they came back out, giggling.
The wizard told them "You have another 15 minutes left, if you want to have another go." The statues looked at each other and the male statue answered "Fine, but this time you hold the pigeon and I'll shit on it."