Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Sáu, 3 tháng 6, 2016

A book fell on my head the other day,

I only have my shelf to blame...

Thứ Năm, 2 tháng 6, 2016

What has 72 legs and 26 teeth?

The first row of a country concert....

I recently entered a blindfolded masturbation competition...

I haven't seen the results yet so I've no idea where I came......

What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck...

I think I want a job cleaning mirrors

It's just something I can see myself doing....

Unemployed people

I have some jokes about the unemployed. Actually it doesn't matter none of them work Edit: I do not mean to cause any offence to the unemployed it is merely meant as a joke....

Two elderly couples were having dinner together

An elderly couple was having dinner at another couple's house. After their meal, the wives went into the kitchen. The two elderly gents were talking, and one says, "Last night we went out to a fabulous new restaurant that I'd highly recommend." The other man says, "What's the name of the restaurant?" The first man thinks long and hard with a furrowed brow, finally saying, "Uh, what is the name of that red flower you give to someone you love?" His friend replies, "A carnation?" "No, no. The other one," the man says. His friend suggests, "The poppy?" "No,...