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Thứ Ba, 7 tháng 6, 2016

Three men are standing at the edge of the roof on a tall sky scraper...

There is a strong wind blowing up the side of the building from below. One guy says, "This wind is so strong, it will bow you right back up if you happen to fall off, watch!" He steps off the edge and falls about 30 feet before spreading his arms and legs out to catch the air. He slows, then rises back up to land gently on the roof again. The second guy says "That's awesome, I'm going to try". He steps off the roof and falls 120 stories to his death. Third guy says "Superman, you are a mean drunk".

My wife left me because she said I had a drinking problem

After she left I lost the urge to drink.

I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred....

Almost all of them replied, "How the hell did you get in here?"

The 2016 Presidential Race is ending...

It's the end of the 2016 presidential race and the people of the United States hated all the candidates so much that nobody voted. The government is in a panic trying to figure out what to do to decide who the next president will be. Finally, Barack Obama comes up with an idea: a literal presidential race. The three candidates would run a lap around the White House and the person with the best time would become president. Bernie Sanders goes first, but being as old as he is, he takes about 24 minutes. Trump goes next and arrives with a time of 14:26. Hillary Clinton goes last, running as fast as she can, trampling the flowers and shrubs in her way in an effort to beat Trump's time. She finally crosses the finish line at just under ten minutes.

"Aha!" She exclaims, "That must be some kind of record!"

"I don't think so," says Obama, "Bush did 9:11"

9 years ago I asked the girl of my dreams on a date. Today I asked her to marry me

She said no both times.

The price of balloons is said to rise.

It's only logical with all the inflation.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized