[Dirty] In 18th century U.S., what did they call 5 black people having sex?

A threesome

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A Muslim walkes into a bar...

Bartender asks: What you want? Muslim: Shots for everyone

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I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant

but then I changed my mind

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The bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers in here."

A time traveler walks into a bar.

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What do you call a dog magician?

A labracadabrador!

I am not sorry.

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A guy walks into a bar...

.and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says: "Hi there, good looking'. How's it going?" Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: "Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door,back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on,dirty, clean... It just doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just flat-ass love it." Eyes now wide with interest, he responds: "No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?"

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TIL in 1974 Russians accidentally blew up their own submarine, thinking it was an enemy

Oops, wrong sub

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