Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
Thứ Sáu, 17 tháng 6, 2016
Two elderly ladies are smoking outside
It stared raining and one of the ladies pulls out a condom, cuts the end off and puts it over her cigarette so it won't get wet. The other lady thinks this is a great idea so she decides to head to the store to buy some condoms. When she gets there she goes to the counter and asks the cashier for a pack of condoms. He looks at her in disgust as he can't believe someone of her age would be having sex. He asks what kind she would like anyways as he doesn't want to lose his job. She reply "honey, it doesn't matter what kind as long as it fits a camel"
How tall is a penguin?
A man rushes into a bar and screams at the bartender, "How tall is a penguin?"
The bartender looks at him weirdly and says, "Excuse me?"
The man repeats, "How tall is a penguin?"
The bartender motions with his hands. "Uh, about this high."
The color drains from the man's face as he says, "Oh shit I just ran over a nun."
Did Jesus Have a Wife?
Did Jesus Have a Wife?
A hotly contested, supposedly ancient manuscript suggests Christ was married. But believing its origin story requires a big leap of faith.
June 16, 2016 at 08:38PM
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