Although you don't go around comparing yours to other peoples, you always hope it's a little bigger.
Chủ Nhật, 19 tháng 6, 2016
A little boy was in a bus eating a chocolate
A little boy was in a bus eating a chocolate, then he took another one and then another ...
A man next to him said, "Do you know that too much of it will damage your teeth??"
The boy replied, "My grandfather lived for 105 years" The man asked , "Was it because of eating chocolate?"
The boy replied, No, he was always minding his own business
Thứ Bảy, 18 tháng 6, 2016
Mike and Muhammad
There were two white christian men, John and Mike, whose plane crashed into a desert. Luckily they survived unharmed.
As they traveled through the hot desert looking for food and water, they gave up and sat down, thinking of what to do. As the dust in the air settled, they suddenly could view a mosque ahead.
They became very hopeful. But then John said ''Muslims are there. They might help us if we say we are Muslim.'' Then Mike said ''No way, I won't say I'm Muslim, I'm gonna be honest''.
So John and Mike went to the Mosque ahead and were greeted by an Arab Muslim, who asked what their names were.
John thought of a Muslim name and said, 'My name is Muhammad'. And Mike said 'My name is Mike'.
The Arab man said 'Hello Mike.' And told the other men to take Mike and give him food and drink. Then he turned to John and said, 'Salaam Muhammad. Ramadan Mubarak! (Hello Muhammad, Happy Ramadan)
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