Love means nothing to them
Thứ Bảy, 18 tháng 6, 2016
A British man is visiting Australia.
The man at customs asks him "Do you have a criminal record?" The British man replies "I didn't think you'd need one to get into Australia any more."
I went for a job interview today and the manager said,"We're looking for someone who is responsible"
..."Well I'm your man" I replied,"In my last job, whenever anything went wrong they said I was responsible"
A zoophile, a necrophile, a sadist, a masochist, and a pyromaniac....
are all waiting at the bus stop for the bus to take them to the mental institution.
The zoophile says: "I'm bored. Let's fuck a cat!"
The sadist says: "Let's fuck a cat, then kill it!"
The necrophile says: "Let's fuck a cat, kill it, and then fuck it again!"
The pyromaniac says: "Let's fuck a cat, kill it, fuck it again, and then set it on fire!"
The masochist says: "Meow!"
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