My Dad Is A Magician

He can turn alcohol into domestic violence... But his disappearing act is even better.

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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When the joke becomes apparent!

(Credit to the first dad who said this)

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What do gay horses eat?

Horse dick

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What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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How does Kylo Ren celebrate Father's Day?

Solo

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A dad walks in on his daughter having sex..

With her boyfriend. They stop immediately and

the daughter says

I'm Sorry dad!

The dad says "okay Sorry "

Turns to the boyfriend and says:

Well are you fucking sorry?

...

Happy Father's Day.

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Why do riot police get to work early?

To beat the crowd

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