I got charged with impersonating a Police Officer.
Thứ Ba, 21 tháng 6, 2016
A man meets his new neighbor for the first time as his neighbor arrives home from work.
He says to the man "Hi, I'm Todd, your next door neighbor, nice to meet you. I just have one question for you, when is your birthday?" The neighbor asks "Why would you want to know that?" Todd replies "I want to buy you a pair of blinds for your window, because in the last week I've seen you having sex with your wife every night!". The neighbor says "Well that's awfully nice of you, when's your birthday?" Todd says "Why would you want to know that for?" The neighbor says " Because for your birthday I'm going to buy you some binoculars, that way you can see who's wife it really is, because I'm not married..."
So I was having sex with this girl..
When suddenly she asks me: "Doesn't it bother you that I'm 13??"
So I replied: "Not really, I've never been superstitious"
My wife is so sweet
Every time she goes to a bar alone she gives me her wedding ring so I can think about her all night long.
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