The first few chapters were awful, but by the end I loved it.
Thứ Năm, 23 tháng 6, 2016
It's the end of the 2016 Presidential race
The people of the US hated all the candidates so much that no one voted. The government is in a panic, trying to figure out what to do to decide who the next president will be. Finally, Barack Obama comes up with an idea: A literal presidential race. The three candidates would run a lap around the white house, and the best time would become president. Bernie Sanders goes first, but being as old as he is, he takes 24 minutes. Trump goes next and posts a time of 14 minutes 24 seconds. Hillary Clinton goes last, running as fast as she can in an effort to beat Trumps time. She finally crosses the finish line in just under 10 minutes. "Aha, that must be some kind of record!" she exclaims.
"I don't think so," says Obama, "Bush did 9:11"
Aubrey Plaza Is Freaking Weird
Aubrey Plaza Is Freaking Weird
Aubrey Plaza went on "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" last night. She did a bit as a kimono-wearing cat-lover named Jill Peaches, but also was just quirky as heck IRL.
June 23, 2016 at 04:29AM
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