The Trump card.
Thứ Hai, 27 tháng 6, 2016
A blind man walks into a lesbian bar.
So a blind older gentleman stumbles into a all lesbian bar. They see he is older and blind so they let him stay and have a few drinks. The blind man ask's the bartender "You want to hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies " Well, I am a blonde, the woman on your right is a defence instructor and she is blonde, and the two woman behind you are marines and they are blonde. Do you still want to tell your joke?" The blind man responds "Well not if I have to explain it four times"
Marriage, the real story
A husband walks into the bedroom to see his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, "What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to Nevada . I heard that prostitutes there get paid $400.00 for what I'm doing for YOU for FREE!" Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm coming too. I want to see how you live on $800.00 a year."
Chủ Nhật, 26 tháng 6, 2016
An engineer dies and goes to heaven...
He meets St. Peter at the pearly gates, and St. Peter checks the list. St. Peter doesn't find his name, so he says 'sorry, looks like you are supposed to go to the other place'.
So the engineer then goes down to Hell. Soon, he starts seeing things that could be improved. He builds a central air conditioning unit to help control the heat. He starts installing a central sewage system.
God notices, and quickly calls Satan. He calls and says 'there's been a mistake! The engineer is supposed to be up here with us!'
Satan replies: 'you know, we're pretty happy with what the changes he had been making, I think we'll keep him'
God gets mad and says 'you send him up here this minute or else I'll sue you!'
Satan laughs and says, 'yeah, you and what lawyers?'
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