Boy To Gym Coach: "I Wanna Impress Cute Girl, I'm Gonna Meet In 3 Days Which Machine Should I Use?" Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"
Thứ Bảy, 2 tháng 7, 2016
People are always saying Americans are fat, violent, and above all else, stupid
But every time I see one of those statistics maps about how terrible we are, there's this little country on the northwest border of Canada that's just as bad as we are.
A New Zealand Town Will Give You $160,000 to Take a Job There
A New Zealand Town Will Give You $160,000 to Take a Job There
Kaitangata, near the coast of South Otago, New Zealand, has launched a recruitment campaign to entice people to come to their town of 800 residents — to help fill the more than 1,000 vacant jobs.
July 1, 2016 at 10:43PM
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I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs...
"Really?" she said, "Go on then...try." After about thirty seconds of fondling she lost patience and demanded "Come on, what day was I born?" “Yesterday." I replied.
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