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Thứ Bảy, 2 tháng 7, 2016

Best Way To Impress a Girl..

Boy To Gym Coach: "I Wanna Impress Cute Girl, I'm Gonna Meet In 3 Days Which Machine Should I Use?" Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"...

People are always saying Americans are fat, violent, and above all else, stupid

But every time I see one of those statistics maps about how terrible we are, there's this little country on the northwest border of Canada that's just as bad as we are....

My doctor advised me to stay away from trans fats.

I guess I should really get off Tumblr...

A New Zealand Town Will Give You $160,000 to Take a Job There

A New Zealand Town Will Give You $160,000 to Take a Job There Kaitangata, near the coast of South Otago, New Zealand, has launched a recruitment campaign to entice people to come to their town of 800 residents — to help fill the more than 1,000 vacant jobs. July 1, 2016 at 10:43PM via Digg http://ift.tt/29gnc...

Why aren't Jews easily distracted?

because they've been to concentration camp....

My dad's bread factory burnt down

Now his business is toast...

I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs...

"Really?" she said, "Go on then...try." After about thirty seconds of fondling she lost patience and demanded "Come on, what day was I born?" “Yesterday." I replied....