The way they traveled through the chimney.
Chủ Nhật, 3 tháng 7, 2016
I was in the public toilets today and as I sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi, how are you?".
Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to?". I said, "Just doing the same as you - sitting here! He said "Can I come over?". Annoyed, I say "I'm rather busy right now". Then the voice said, "Listen, I'll have to call you back, there's an i.d.i.o.t in the cubicle next to me answering all my questions".
Three friends are in a bar talking about their dicks
The first guy said, "My dick's like a lion, big and strong!"
"Yeah sure, but mine's like a giraffe, big and long," said the second guy.
The third guy came up and said, "Oh yeah? Talk about mine, it's like a mouse!"
The other guys laughed and said, "It's as small as a mouse?"
The third guy replied, "No, it's always chased by pussies."
A Woman Shoots Her Husband For Stepping On The Clean Floor…
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station.
“I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.”
“Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant.
“No, not yet. The floor’s still wet.”
A drunk walks into a library...
He goes up to the desk and slurs: I'll have a burger, fries and a milkshake.
The librarian replies: Sir, this is a library!
whispers Sorry, I'll have a burger, fries and a milkshake.
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