Nothing, they are free of charge.
Thứ Ba, 5 tháng 7, 2016
One morning, His Majesty the lion calls all the animals in the jungle to a meeting.
"Right," says the lion, "I want every one of you to go out hunting and bring me back as much meat as you can. Anyone who fails to bring me meat I will batter to death with my dick!"
Later that day, a rabbit turns up with a basket of carrots.
"You have to understand, Your Majesty, I'm a rabbit, I can't hunt, but I've brought you a basket of carrots."
The lion towers over the rabbit and starts battering it with his dick.
The rabbit cries, and laughs, and cries, and laughs, and cries, and laughs...
"Why are you crying?" says the lion.
"It hurts," says the rabbit.
"And why the fuck are you laughing?" says the lion.
"I've just seen the hedgehog," says the rabbit, "and he's gathering mushrooms."
The Australian government sends a civil servant to gather data about the habits of a remote Aboriginal tribe
The civil servant asks a tribesman a series of questions about his life and eventually the matter of personal hygiene comes up.
- How often do you wash your penis?
- "Penis"? What's a "penis"?
Thinking this is the quickest way to explain, the civil servant drops his pants and shows him his penis.
Later the tribesman talks with his friend,
- Do you know what a "penis" is?
- No, what is it?
- It's like a dick, but smaller
New Sex Position called Raging bull... [NSFW]
1st get your girl in doggy style and slide in real deep. Now lean forward and wrap your arms around her real deep. Now here's the bull part, bring your lips near her ear and whisper another girl's name and see how long you can stay on. Good luck.
Thứ Hai, 4 tháng 7, 2016
A man was constipated, so he decided to go to the doctor. The doctor examined him and explained,
The doctor examined him and explained:"I'm going to give you some suppositories.
I'll insert one now, and then I'll give you another one for later this evening."
Later that evening, the man asks has his wife to insert the suppository.
She agrees reluctantly, puts one hand on his shoulder and inserts the suppository. Suddenly, her husband shrieks,
"Aahhhhh!"
"What's wrong? Did I hurt you?" she asks.
"No... I just realised that the doctor had both his hands on my shoulders!"
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