FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
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After they are all seated in their row, the flight attendants announce that their students were the ones that built the plane they were sitting in. The professors jump out of their seats and run to the door in a panic. When they notice one professor stayed seated, they ask him "why are you so calm right now?" The engineer answers "If I know my students well, and they really did build this plane, then I can say with 100% certainty that this shit will never even turn on."
"Why the long face?" asks the bartender... The horse replies, "I can no longer make ends meet based solely on the royalties from Sex in the City."
The guys were on a bike tour. No one wanted to share room with Kevin, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Kevin and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you ?" He said, "Kev snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you ? You look awful..!!" He said, 'Man, that Kevin shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Bill's turn. He was a tanned, older Biker, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed , looking fresh.
"Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it.
They said, "Man, what happened ?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Kevin into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night on the lips...
Kevin sat up and watched me all night..!!
With age comes wisdom...!!!
As he passes her, she asks, "Sir, I feel so lonely, would you please give me a hug?"
The man hesitates but decides to give in and gives her a hug.
The next day the man is walking along the beach again and he sees the same woman laying in the same spot.
She sees him and says, "Sir, I am so sad, would you please give me a kiss? Just one kiss!"
The man hesitates again, but decides that he'll give her a kiss.
On the third day the man once again sees the same woman.
Once she spots him she asks, "Sir, I am so unhappy and I'll be single forever, will you please just fuck me? Just one time please!
So the man picks up the woman and throws her in the ocean and tells her, "There, you're fucked"