Call them to say "text me". And just hang up.
Thứ Bảy, 9 tháng 7, 2016
A young artist exhibits his work for the first time...
... and a well known art critic is in attendance.
The critic says to the young artist, "would you like my opinion on your work?"
"Yes, " says the artist.
"It's worthless," says the critic
The artist replies, "I know, but tell me anyway."
Hillary Clinton speaks to the schoolchildren
Teacher: Class please welcome Hillary Clinton today. She will answer your questions.
Hillary: Hello class. Who has the first question?
Johnny raises hand
Johnny: My name is Johnny. I have 3 questions.
- Why did you lie about Benghazi?
- What was in those emails you deleted?
- And does your pattern of corruption mean we can never trust you?
At this point the recess bell rings and the children return 30 minutes later.
Hillary: Ok. Where were we? Who has a question?
Kid raises hand
George: My name is George and I have 5 questions.
- Why did you lie about Benghazi?
- What was in those emails you deleted?
- Does your pattern of corruption mean we can never trust you?
- Why did the bell ring 25 minutes early?
- And... uh... oh yeah. Where's Johnny?
Morning Sex....
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?" She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
11 officers shot, 4 dead, sniper sought after shots fired during downtown Dallas rally
11 officers shot, 4 dead, sniper sought after shots fired during downtown Dallas rally
Two snipers shot and killed four Dallas police officers and a DART officer Thursday night during a protest downtown. Several other officers were wounded in a coordinated attack during the demonstration against recent shootings of black men by police in Louisiana and Minnesota.
July 8, 2016 at 06:44PM
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