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Thứ Bảy, 9 tháng 7, 2016

I am the best juggler in the world.

But I don't have the balls to show it to you.

Why do teenage girls go to the bathroom in 3s and 5s?

Because they literally can't even.

Mafia attorney

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks he embezzled from me is."

The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is.

The bookkeeper signs back , "I don't know what you are talking about."

The attorney tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it the bookkeeper's temple and says, "Ask him again!"

The attorney signs to the bookkeeper, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him!"

The bookkeeper signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"

The Godfather asks the attorney, "Well, what'd he say?"

The attorney replies, "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

...because its not a Target.

Most black 15-year-olds are decent law-abiding citizens.

It's their kids that cause all the trouble.

If two vegetarians are arguing

Is it considered a beef?

Gunfire reported at track and field event

They said it was race related