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Six More Women Allege That Roger Ailes Sexually Harassed Them
Six More Women Allege That Roger Ailes Sexually Harassed Them
Fox News host Gretchen Carlson may be the highest-profile woman to accuse Roger Ailes of sexual harassment, but she is not the first.
July 9, 2016 at 11:38PM
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FLUCTUATIONS
I was at my bank today; there was a short line.
There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious that she was a little irritated...
She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today, I only get hunat eighty. Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations..."
The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
A man is driving down a country road
A man is driving down a country road when he loses control of his car and ends up in a ditch. He gets out of the car and knocks on a farmhouse door for help. He explains his situation to the farmer. The farmer gets his horse and they walk to the crash scene. The farmer then uses rope to tie the horse to the car
"Pull, Zoomer, pull" the farmer shouts, but the horse doesn't move.
"Pull, Radar, pull" the farmer yells again, but again, the horse stands still
"Pull, Dasher, pull" yells the farmer, but the horse stands like a rock.
"Pull, Dusty, pull" shouts the farmer, and the horse finally gets the car out with minimal effort.
The driver is dumbfounded so he asks the farmer, "why do you call your horse different names?"
"You see," the farmer replies, "Dusty is blind. If he knew he was working by himself, he wouldn't have pulled."
Teacher :)
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
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