I just felafel afterwards.
Chủ Nhật, 10 tháng 7, 2016
Four Surgeons
Four surgeons sit around discussing their favorite patients.
The first surgeon says, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order".
The second surgeon says, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything is in numerical order".
The third surgeon says, "I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is color coded."
The fourth surgeon says, "I like operating on politicians."
The other three surgeons look at each other in disbelief.
The fourth surgeon continues, "Because they're heartless, gutless, spineless, and the ass and head are interchangeable."
Blonde goes to the gynecologist
A blonde goes into the gynecologist. When he asks her what the problem is she replies, "Something is extremely wrong. I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina!"
He takes a look and laughs, "Dear, those aren't stamps. Those are stickers from the bananas.”
So John can't take it anymore, so abandons society and makes to the hills.
He's happy as months go by. One day, a large, gruff looking Hill-Billy type man knocks on his door. "The name is Lars" he said. "I'm having a party tonight... wanna come?"
John: "well... I've been alone for months now, I like it but I do get lonely... Sure, I'll come"
Lars: nod. "Just to warn ya, these parties usually involve drinking"
John: "don't worry about me, I can hold my liquor"
Lars: "might be some drugs too"
John: "well I may not partake, but no judgement on anyone who does"
Lars: "usually a bit of fighting as well"
John: "I'm pretty easy going... and if I have to I can take care of myself"
Lars: "I've also seen some pretty nasty sex going on at these parties..."
John: "after several months, that actually sounds pretty awesome!"
Lars: nods turns to leave.
John: "hey, before you go, what should I wear? Casual? Semi-formal?"
Lars: "don't matter... just gonna be the two of us"
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