FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
Funny Video about animals and all around the world! :)
Funny picture about animals and all around the world :)
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He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn't even pay for your sandwich!" "Hey, man, I'm a PANDA!" the panda shouts back. "Look it up!" The manager opens his dictionary and reads: "Panda: a tree-dwellingmammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and whitecoloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
...so she tells the teacher : "I'd do anything for a good grade". The teacher whispers into her ear : "Anything ?" She replies : "Yes, anything". With a seductive smile he says : "Well then, sit down and start studying, you lazy fuck!"
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat. She thinks to herself, "Here's another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchal society by offering a poor, defenceless woman his seat," and she pushes him back onto the seat. A few minutes later, the man tries to get up again. She is insulted again and refuses to let him up. Finally, the man says, "Look, lady, you've got to let me get up. I'm two miles past my stop already."
A: If I can guess how many chickens you have in that bag, can I have one?
B: You can have both
A: Three
He looks up to heaven and says "God, could you answer a question for me?" "Of course, my son," says God, "what would you like to know?" "God, what is a million years to you?" "Well," says God, "a million years to me is as a second." "Hmm," says the man. "I guess I understand. So what is a million dollars to you then?" "My son," God says, "a million dollars to me is as a penny." "Hmm," says the man. He goes back to praying, but after a little while he looks up again. "God," he asks, "can I have a penny?" "Sure," God says. "Just a second."