A blonde drops off a shirt at the cleaners. On the way out of the door the lady at the counter says come again. The blonde says no, its toothpaste this time.
Thứ Ba, 19 tháng 7, 2016
My sister invited a few friends over and they were playing Truth or Dare.
I listened from around the corner, being the nosy brother that I am. It was my sister's turn and she chose "Truth". I listened on intently.
One of her friends giggled and said, "When was the last time you had an orgasm?"
My sister thought for a few seconds and said, "It was a week ago."
Then I burst into the room and shouted, "I knew you faked it last night!"
You are what you think you are
Her: What do you do?
Me: Global prosthetics distribution.
Her: So you’re an artificial limb salesman?
Me: I prefer ‘international arms dealer’.
Thứ Hai, 18 tháng 7, 2016
An old man is walking in the hospital...
An old man is walking in the hospital and talks to himself:
-aquarius?... no, no no... was it gemini?... naaah...
young doctor cant stand it anymore and walks to him:
-cancer grandpa, you got cancer!
An airplane is about to crash...
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman? "A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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