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Thứ Ba, 19 tháng 7, 2016
I’m a moth
I walked into a dentist’s office. The dentist asked me what the problem was.
I said, “I’m a moth.”
The dentist said, “You’re a moth?”
I said, “Yes! I’m a moth. I act like a moth. I think like a moth. I’m a moth!”
The dentist said, “Sir, I think you want the psychiatrist’s office. He’s two doors further down the hall.”
I said, “I know. I was on my way there, but your light was on.”
A co-worker found out I'm 'semi-retired.' "What's that like?" he asked.
"It's like being semi-erect. It ain't too hard, but you still can't do what you want."
Original content, as far as I know. I actually said this at work today. We laughed and laughed. Then I cried a little.
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