What does it look like when someone is drowning?

lol

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As a Muslim redditor, I feel disappointed...

That my posts never blows up.

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So I recently went to Australia...

I want to Australia for holiday.
I was at the airport and one of security people asks me: "Do you have a criminal record?"
I responded: "Oh. I didn't realise that was still a requirement."

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How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

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I think I'm going to sell my theremin

I haven't touched it in ages...

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My penis is a gentleman ...

It stands up so ladies have a place to sit down.

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What do you call a gay man in his house by himself?

homolone

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