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Thứ Năm, 21 tháng 7, 2016

I went to the doctors with hearing problems...

He said "Can you describe the symptoms?" So I replied "Homers fat, and Marge has blue hair"...

Diary Entries of a Married Couple

Wife's Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, "nothing." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to...

The 6th grade science teacher

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "What human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to...

What makes an ISIS joke funny?

The execution...

I've started a business building yachts in my attic

Sails are going through the roof!...

Slip of the Tongue

Joe has a broken leg. Mike comes over and asks, "How you doing', Joe?" Joe says, "Do me a favor: Run upstairs and get my slippers." Mike goes upstairs and sees Joe's gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters. He says, "your dad sent me up here to have sex with both of you." One girl replies, "Get out of here. Prove it?" Mike shouts down stairs -, "Hey, Joe, both of 'em?" Joe shouts back, "of course, both of 'em!" What's the point of fuckin' one?"...

Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"?

Even art majors deserve recognition...