FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
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Funny picture about animals and all around the world :)
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911: "How do you know he's a peeping tom?"
Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".
It's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, 'Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.'
The man replies, 'I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!'
The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.'
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle, and extends it back to the woman. Politely, the woman refuses to accept the bottle.
The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'
The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'
I love the part where I take the ring off her finger, leave the church and go drinking with my friends.
The first guy starts, "I was worried that my son was gonna be a loser as he started washing cars. But now he has become a salesman. He is so successful that he gave his best friend a new mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy follows," I was worried about my son too because he started out raking leaves. He is also now a salesman and he's so rich that he actually gave his best friend a new bungalow for his birthday."
The third guy adds," Yeah, I hear you. My son started mopping toilets. They made him a broker now and he owns it. He is so rich that he gave his best friend 10mil in stocks for his birthday."
Lastly, the fourth guy speaks, "MY son is a complete, hopeless loser who has not even bothered to get a job. I also just found out that he's gay and has SEVERAL boyfriends. But, looking on the bright side, his boyfriends have got him a mercedes, a bungalow, and 10mil in stocks for his recent birthday.