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A man was walking along the beach when he came across an old glass bottle with a cork in it. Curious, he pulled out the cork, and with a loud bang and a cloud of smoke, a genie appeared.
Excited, the man asked "Does this mean I get three wishes?"
"Yes," said the genie. "But all my wishes come with a price."
"I want to be rich," said the man.
And the genie replied "Very well, but it will cost you your good name, and all the people will dislike you."
"Who needs friends when you have money?" said the man. "Do it."
The genie waved his hands and said, "It is done. What is your second wish?"
The man thought for a minute and said "I wish for a beautiful wife."
"This will cost you your looks," said the genie. "You will be ugly and strange."
"With a beautiful wife, I no longer need to be attractive," said the man. "Do it."
The genie waved his hands and said, "It is done. What is your final wish?"
The man thought for a moment and said "I wish to be ruler of the whole world."
"I can grant this wish," said the genie, "but it will cost you all of your intelligence. You will be like a newborn baby, unable to speak or know what's happening around you."
"That's no good," said the man. "I want to be able to enjoy it. What can I get for half my intelligence?"
"Well, I could help you run for president..."
While he was there he received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him.
To add injury to the insult, she said she wanted back the picture of herself that she had given him.
So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find.
In all, he got more than 25 pictures of various women (some with clothes and some without).
He then mailed them to his now-former girlfriend with the following note:
"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."
As two men wearing pilots' uniforms and dark glasses use canes to feel their way into the cockpit.
The plane starts barreling down the runway, and the passengers begin to get scared as the water at the end of the airstrip nears. With only a few yards left, everyone screams, but the plane lifts off just in time. The passengers think it was all a joke, while in the cockpit, the pilots high five.
"You know," says one pilot to the other, "one day they're gonna scream too late, and we're gonna die."
ME: I'm no longer canstopetid
DOCTOR: You mean constipated
ME: No I've had a vowel movement
DOCTOR: Get out