Donald Trump's Many Business Failures, Explained

Donald Trump's Many Business Failures, Explained Trump sells himself as qualified to run the country because he is a businessman who knows how to get things done. But while he's had a few successes in business, most of his ventures have been disasters. August 2, 2016 at 08:05PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2aFiU...

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A man finds a bottle

A man was walking along the beach when he came across an old glass bottle with a cork in it. Curious, he pulled out the cork, and with a loud bang and a cloud of smoke, a genie appeared. Excited, the man asked "Does this mean I get three wishes?" "Yes," said the genie. "But all my wishes come with a price." "I want to be rich," said the man. And the genie replied "Very well, but it will cost you your good name, and all the people will dislike you." "Who needs friends when you have money?" said the man. "Do it." The genie waved his hands and said,...

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What do we want?? LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!!! When do we want them??

NNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW...

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A United States Marine was deployed to Afghanistan.

While he was there he received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. To add injury to the insult, she said she wanted back the picture of herself that she had given him. So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. In all, he got more than 25 pictures of various women (some with clothes and some without). He then mailed...

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Airplane passengers watch nervously

As two men wearing pilots' uniforms and dark glasses use canes to feel their way into the cockpit.   The plane starts barreling down the runway, and the passengers begin to get scared as the water at the end of the airstrip nears. With only a few yards left, everyone screams, but the plane lifts off just in time. The passengers think it was all a joke, while in the cockpit, the pilots high five.   "You know," says one pilot to the other, "one day they're gonna scream too late, and we're gonna die."...

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side...

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*burst into doctor's office*

ME: I'm no longer canstopetid DOCTOR: You mean constipated ME: No I've had a vowel movement DOCTOR: Get out...

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