Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Năm, 4 tháng 8, 2016

You always hear about alpha males and beta males, but I'd prefer to be a gamma male

They have a higher rate of penetration......

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

"Please Get Out The Pool"...

An Isolated Tribe Emerges from the Rain Forest

An Isolated Tribe Emerges from the Rain Forest In Peru, an unsolved killing has brought the Mashco Piro into contact with the outside world. August 3, 2016 at 08:38PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2b2hI...

A man and his wife built a boat...

They called it the Alfred1, after a friend of theirs. However, it was poorly constructed and sank immediately. They continued to try to build seaworthy vessels, but the same thing happened over and over. With the Brian2, the Chris3, and the Daniel4. "We're really not very good at this," the man said in disgust. "How do boats even work?" "I don't know, but we'll figure it out," replied his wife. "We need an ELI5."...

Thứ Tư, 3 tháng 8, 2016

What’s baked every day and sells itself?

My sister....

A woman screams as she gives birth...

"What's wrong, honey?" her husband asks. "What's wrong?!?" the woman shouts, "THESE CONTRACTIONS ARE GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF ME!" "Sorry babe. What is wrong?"...

Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.

The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. "what's Logic?" the first redneck asks. The professor answers by saying, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weedeater?" "I sure do." "Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor. "That's real good!" says the redneck. The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house." Impressed, the redneck says, "Amazin!" "And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife." "That's...