Imagine if your roommate made you watch a movie and left 10 mins into it. Dick move, right?

My point is old people shouldn't get to vote

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What is the only reason Donald Trump is watching the Olympics?

So he can determine how high Mexican pole vaulters can jump.

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To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner.

They picked pizza. Then I made tacos because they don't live in a swing state.

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i really like the name saturn

it has a nice ring to it

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Gaps in Melania Trump's immigration story raise questions

Gaps in Melania Trump's immigration story raise questions
A racy photo shoot is prompting fresh scrutiny of the would-be first lady's early visits to the United States.

August 4, 2016 at 08:38PM
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Today I asked my mom what she did for a living, she replied "I'm a headmaster".

To which my dad replied "yeah she is"

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I saw my dad chopping up onions today and I cried.

Onions was a good dog.

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