Donald Trump walks into a bar

and lowers it

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What do you get if you boil funnybones?

A laughing stock.

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According to my wife - vacation sex is the best sex ever.....

....that was a tough postcard to read!

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TIL unvaccinated children are less likely to be autistic

Because they are more likely to be dead

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TV Anchor Has Had It Up To *Here* With NBC's Ridiculous Restrictions On Olympics Coverage

TV Anchor Has Had It Up To *Here* With NBC's Ridiculous Restrictions On Olympics Coverage
WGN Chicago's Pat Tomasulo would love to report on the Olympics, but NBC's incredibly onerous copyright restrictions make that basically impossible. So Tomasulo had some fun with it.

August 9, 2016 at 11:05PM
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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?

Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Why isn't suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

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