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Thứ Bảy, 20 tháng 8, 2016
A radio station was having a contest to see who could come up with a new word
Host: “96 FM here, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Hi, my name’s Dave.”
Host: “Dave, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Goan... spelt G-O-A-N pronounced ‘go-an’.”
Host: “You are correct, Dave, ‘goan’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to the Bahamas: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”
Caller: “Goan fuck yourself!”
The host cut the caller off and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:
Host: “96 FM, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Hi, me name’s Jeff.”
Host: “Jeff, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Smee, spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced ‘smee’.”
Host: “You are correct, Jeff, ‘smee’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to the Bahamas: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”
Caller: “Smee again! Goan fuck yourself!”
Thứ Sáu, 19 tháng 8, 2016
A king enrolled his donkey in a race and won...
Local paper read: "KING'S ASS WON"..
The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he gave the donkey to the queen .
The local news paper then reads: "QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN"
The queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10$.
Next day paper read:"QUEEN SOLD HER ASS FOR 10$"
The next day the king ordered the queen to buy back the donkey and leave it in the jungle.
The next headline was: "THE QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS FREE AND WILD"
A man with two friends
A man goes to heaven with two friends. When they get there they see ducks everywhere. St. Peter informs them that they can do whatever they want but don't step on the ducks. A week goes by and one man steps on a duck. St. Peter comes out with this ugly woman and says " this is who you will spend eternity with". A month later the second man steps on a duck. St. Peter shows up with a hideous woman and says "this is who you will spend eternity with". After a year the third man hadn't stepped on a duck and St. peter shows up with a gorgeous woman. The man can't believe it and says " what could I have done to deserve such a beautiful woman". The woman says "I don't know all I did was step on a duck"
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