How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 Cent feat. Nickelback

Go ahead, down vote me to oblivion

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Did you hear about the unfashionable mechanic?

He needed to change attire.

(I'm probably too proud of myself for making this one; someone's almost definitely done it before.)

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TIL After Nigeria was unable to win any medals in this year's Olympics, the Nigerian Sports Minister personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that traveled to Brazil.

He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.

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Scientists discovered a revolutionary material with infinite length and zero depth

... but then they realized No Man's Sky was invented already.

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The Uber Killer: The Real Story of One Night of Terror

The Uber Killer: The Real Story of One Night of Terror
On a Saturday evening in February, a 45-year-old Uber driver and father of two named Jason Dalton got into his car, left his home near Kalamazoo, Michigan, and began shooting people. But the strangest, most unfathomable thing about the night that Dalton killed and killed again is what he did in between.

August 22, 2016 at 09:34PM
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Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny

they just don't work.

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