A kid gets in a taxi

The taxi driver tries to be funny and jokes with the kid, also making fun of him. If your mom would be an idiot, what would you be? An idiot, answers the kid. The driver starts laughing If your dad was a retard, what would you be? A retard, answers the kid. If your dad was a retard and your mom was an idiot, what would you be? A taxi driver, answers the kid...

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How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life....

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What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It's gonna take me a little while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick....

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Three logicians walk into a bar

The bartender asks: "Do you all want a drink?" The first logician says: "I don't know." The second logician says: "I don't know." The third logician says: "Yes."...

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A man accidentally rear-ended a car

The driver whom was rear-ended steps out of the car and, to the mans surprise, was a dwarf. He walks to the man and says "I am NOT happy." The man responds: "Then which one are you?"...

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Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B....

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I was having sex with my girlfriend, and thought I'd try something new

so I stopped and completely froze in motion. She asked me "What the hell are you doing?" I said " a move I saw on pornhub.. it's called buffering"...

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