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Thứ Năm, 1 tháng 9, 2016

The Billion-Dollar Ultimatum

The Billion-Dollar Ultimatum International corporations that want to intimidate countries have access to a private legal system designed just for them. And to unlock its power, sometimes all it takes is a threat. August 31, 2016 at 08:37PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2bGsC...

There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off how many are left?

499. What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put an elephant in, close fridge. What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close fridge. The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend but one. Which animal is it and why? The giraffe because he's stuck in the fridge. Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across and makes it to the other...

I got a call from my ex crying and telling me she was HIV+

The hardest part is always having to act surprised....

A man asks god...

Man:"Why did you make women so beautiful?" God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb?" God:"So she would love you."...

When I was younger, I always felt like I was a man trapped in a woman's body.

Then I was born....

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing

and delivery...

I bought a universal remote the other day

and I thought to myself "Wow, this changes everything!"...