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Thứ Ba, 6 tháng 9, 2016

Parents are like pieces of toast...

If they are black you have nothing to eat.

How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

The doctor gave me 4 months to live, so I shot him.

Judge gave me 20 years. Problem solved.

I once dated a Welsh girl with 36 DDs.

Longest surname I've ever seen.

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon....

that she wanted her labia reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor.

'I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!' The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him:

'I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself.'

'The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and understood because she had had the same procedure done some time ago.'

'And what about the third rose ?' she asked.

'That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears!

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

At Walgreens I asked for 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing.

I turned around and looked them in the eyes and said, "Make it 52".