I Was An Uber Pirate
Confessions of an Uber driver who turned off the app and went rogue.
September 9, 2016 at 09:22PM
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Thứ Bảy, 10 tháng 9, 2016
I Was An Uber Pirate
I Was An Uber Pirate
Confessions of an Uber driver who turned off the app and went rogue.
September 9, 2016 at 09:22PM
via Digg http://ift.tt/2cj5qUA
A farmer buys a young cock...
A farmer buys a young cock. As soon as he gets it home it fucks all the Farmers 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch the cock again screws all 150 hens.
Next day, it's fucking the ducks and the geese too. Sadly later in the day, he finds the cock lying on the ground half-dead and vultures circling overhead. Farmer says, "You deserved it, you horny bastard! "The cock opens one eye,points up and says,"Shhhhhh. They're about to land!!"
Thứ Sáu, 9 tháng 9, 2016
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